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It's telling that I just sucked back liquor more...
It's weird when you're like undulating your belly...
qué raro cuando te ondulas el vientre y se puede entender el eco del líquido dentro del estómago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY THE WORLD CAN SUCK MY DICK
(es mi cumple el mundo puede chuparme la verga)
alpacalypse: ghostlybuster: alpacalypse: they-call-me-butch: alpacalypse: i wonder if there are sloths on other planets is is that your foot????? yes OH GOD IT’S REAL. I NEVER BELIEVED IT UNTIL NOW. YES, IT IS TRUE, I AM A REAL PERSON. WITH A REAL FOOT!!
ineedtothinkofatitle: tinydragongina: If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech...
FOUND THE SONG, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
THERE IS A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
AT FIRST I WAS LIKE THEN I WAS LIKE NOW I’M LIKE
thegodofmischiefmanaged: kawaiirubbish: kawaiisquad: Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back? probably “g’day mate!” it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
When I read my teaching evaluations.
fierysprite: professor-anonymous: For all my TAs out there… look how fast the eyebrows move
goobsohard: The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
banesboner: “you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”
sleepyeyedandtonguetied: cockringtoss: in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict it is made of condoms WISCONSIN DID A THING. HEYOOOOOOOO WISCOOOOOOO
birds-bones: Hey! Did you know: sex is okay so is masturbation watching porn won’t make you impure one night stands are okay too having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay sex with the same gender is alright not having sex doesn’t make you a prude your body your choice no matter your gender shaming other people for who they...
scootyshabooty: I just sit here sometimes like wow sexism is still a thing the fact that sexism was ever a thing it just it’s beyond me a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’ i don’t get how that happens
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msjewbooty: earthrebound: msjewbooty: WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND CORNGRATULATIOSN CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch